Are you even allowed to sing this any other way
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
she’ll destroy those Power Rangers ONCE AND FOR ALLLLLL
AHHHH! AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I’M FREE! IT’S TIME TO CONQUER EAST MIKADO!
BURROUGHS! MEDUSA’S ESCAPED! RECRUIT A TEAM OF TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDES!
GO GO SAMURAI RANGERS
WOAAAAAH OH OH
this is my monthly reminder to everyone to read marvel’s superhero comic “runaways”
you’ll thank me later
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
are we just going to ignore “what if birds could actually speak english and we were speaking bird the whole time” ?????